otterparade:

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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monobeartheater:

djsais:

arceeofficial:

june-and-the-ocean:

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

SWEET JESUS

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

OH MY GOD.

I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.

DEAR CHRIST

COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL

Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.

and heat smells fat and heavy

so-boujie:

221cbakerstreet:

whatsupd0c:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

Amen

Not all men

just the white men

tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

thesolitarygrape:

rubyetc:

universal truths 

Almost all the time this is 100% accurate

thesolitarygrape:

rubyetc:

universal truths 

Almost all the time this is 100% accurate

dead-end-street:

mr-leach:

I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage

   (tags by cupcakesandtv)

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
— anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

im not really sure what to go as for Halloween

Any ideas?

filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.