My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.She sounds hideous.
Well she’s a guy so
just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her
Yu Darvish has some fun during the rain delay in New York.
germany won because of this kid
I took night time cold meds around 4 this morning….it’s been 12 hours and i’m still numb.
At least I tried. And maybe that’s more than anyone has ever done so please, don’t mock me for using my heart more than my head.
Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned.
Cap: Shouldn’t be a problem.
What I really love is that the movie doesn’t even bother to show them getting the wings. Like, pfft, whatever, infiltrating high securty places to steal experimental government technology, what is it Tuesday already? Nobody needs to see that, we have more important things to do.
#OKAY BUT#I love how Sam knows EXACTLY Where it is#like he’s had his eye on it#like he checked up on his wings#he missed his babies#he had to know where they are#and maybe even how to get them#ps sam what the fuck is wrong with your lamp (via bluandorange)