swaggersbacktotheimpala:

engage-with-zorp:

sideb00b:

My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

Well she’s a guy so

drunklydias:

just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her

texasrangers:

Yu Darvish has some fun during the rain delay in New York.

fuckyeahzarry:

germany won because of this kid

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I took night time cold meds around 4 this morning….it’s been 12 hours and i’m still numb.

Met a dude. Don’t want to jinx anything.

unlucky-17:

At least I tried. And maybe that’s more than anyone has ever done so please, don’t mock me for using my heart more than my head.

I see the future and it’s snickerdoodles.

I see the future and it’s snickerdoodles.

"We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there."

(via paulwes)

Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned.

(via pleasedontcallmelhead)

TWIN I MISS YOU!

WHY ARENT YOU IN THE STATES YET!?

Better question: WHY ARENT I IN AUSTRALIA RIGHT NOW!